i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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