i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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