i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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