what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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