She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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