why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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