She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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