they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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