So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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