I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
