All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So many bounce houses so little time
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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