i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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