everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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