She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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