Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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