what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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