Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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