Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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