She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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