i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
