it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Alive.
So much puke
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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