i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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