i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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