Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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