Jerry, you need to find god
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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