So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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