At least make sure they are 18
Why
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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