I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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