just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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