butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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