i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
