There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You made out with two different species that night
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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