you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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