My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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