So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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