i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
There are leaves in my underwear?
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