Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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