I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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