Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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