Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
This is not my ceiling
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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