Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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