how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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