Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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