I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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