we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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