Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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