Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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