i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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