Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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