Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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