he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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