So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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