I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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