The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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