covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Alive.
So much puke
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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