I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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