My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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