I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I think my moral compass just broke
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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