Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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