she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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