My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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