So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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