Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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